Thursday, March 03, 2005

Rock Lobster

Japan has officially entered the search for alien life. They are apparently appropriating state-run radio telescopes for the endeavour, but only allowing a week for results. All of this is very interesting but a fat lot of good it did for Bubba the lobster. The leviathan of a lobster apparently didn't survive the transition from seafood store to zoo. Speaking of food, this case certainly could explain some, if not all, of the cattle mutilations. If not, this onecertainly might.While on the subject of endangered species, Nebraska Senator Ernis Chambers has put forth a measure prohibiting the hunting of Big Foot. Apparently cheesed off about some sort of anti-hunting legislation, Chambers has filed 35 motions requesting protected status for a variety of things including Noah's Ark, the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane, the Holy Grail, and Osama Bin Laden.

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