Monday, June 13, 2005

Would you like some jesus juice with that....?

A mysterious prowling animal kills wantonly.

On a lighter note Michael Jackson does not molest children.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

ET Buy Home!

Company offers $1 million dollar bounty on the first extraterrestrial mortgage. They could end up sorry.

Friday, March 11, 2005

Mysterious mirage appears off coast in Guangdong

Mysterious mirage appears off coast in Guangdong

Just recently it was discovered that in the maritime waters of China’s Guangdong Province, a mirage was spotted. It can be seen clearly as a small islet with a number of mountains and even a structure that looks like a castle. As it mysteriously appeared, it also left the same way only to have appeared for a bit of over three hours.

Gazing out into the sea from the fishing village, far, far out in the deep blue sea is this rarely seen mirage. It’s getting dimmer by the minute and the mirage is starting to blur out of sight. But a small islet can still be clearly seen where there are a number of mountains and according to villagers, the mirage was seen for as long as three hours.

When it first appeared, a castle-like structure could be seen nestled on top of the mountains with a city wall. But as the sun was setting, the mirage faded with only faint lines discernable.

One scholar said that images seen in the air generally appear inverted, and the phenomenon is due to the reflection of light through two layers of air of different temperature. Light is reflected from far away objects and refracted into your eyes. Shen Quan Town of Guangdong is where mirages are mostly spotted. But this time, it’s these images that were captured to leave a most unforgettable experience for the people who encountered it.

Aliens not invading Australia...this time!

Obvious government disinformation agents debunk Black Triangle sighting.

We're not having it.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Cost of War

The Naked Chef?

The Raelians lead a nude protest in defense of genetically modified food.

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ET Phone Home

"Hello, do you have rings around Uranus?"

Hello aliens, this is Earth calling

Talk to

I wonder if they can get the Yankees games on this?

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Priest Convicted in Anal Probe Shocker

Defense witness Dr. Neil Blumberg cited Stokes' statements in medical records that he was possessed by evil spirits, felt as though he was Jesus Christ and had been abducted by aliens as a child.

"He reported seeing dead people, hearing their voices," Blumberg testified.

The aliens at the end of my garden

...Extraterrestrial visitation is the faith of rural hicks in the American Deep South or of lonely English teenage nerds who can't getgirlfriends...

Times Online - Sunday Times

Brian Appleyard offers an op-ed piece plugging his new book, which in turn seems to get good notices.

Beware the aliens beyond Kirk's ken

...Like strange objects glowing in the night sky, inexplicable events and bizarre characters throng the pages of this book.The Archangels Uriel and Raphiel, once known as Ruth and Norman, preside over an interplanetary confederation in San Diego. Herds of cattle are relocated hundreds of miles overnight.A bestselling author is given an anal probe by extraterrestrials ...,,2102-1507415,00.html

Saturday, March 05, 2005

"Just in the mood to run in the nude"

...The Spokeswoman of Rael,
in an interview one recent afternoon, qualified this.
''We may be hiding the nipples and genital area,''
she said.``Like with a butterfly, or with flowers.'...

Foxy UFO Cultists Plan Nude Romp...I'm cool with that.

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Friday, March 04, 2005

..."One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff"--Steven Wright

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

This may have replaced this at the top of my list of things that make me glad I am human.

Shout at the Devil

This points out some things worth considering. To summarize: Superior Alien Beings Travel Millions of Light Years to Mock Christianity...oh yeah, and to stick things up our butts.

"The bizarre actions of these supposedly advanced beings need to be considered:

* They kidnap, paralyze, physically abuse and often sexually molest humans
* Often times they abduct women, and impregnate them, only to steal the child a couple months into the pregnancy
* They condemn Jesus Christ and attempt to undermine faith in God
* They promote New Age philosophy through "contactees" (channelers)

This is not exactly what we would expect from a highly evolved race of intergalactic

...there is a wealth of information that
quite clearly exposes the true nature :
of the "aliens"
they are just another satanic deception.

travelers. And there are still other factors that don't add up:

* Military radar has never recorded a UFO entering our atmosphere
* No two UFOs ever appear exactly alike, which suggests that they use their craft only once
* Some UFOs break into pieces and merge into one; others have been seen passing through physical objects and vanishing
* Most ufos emit no sound whatsoever

There really is no hard evidence that UFOs are actually physical objects, and with these factors I have just mentioned in mind, it seems even more unlikely. It seems that beings such as these who claim to be so advanced and evolved would be civilized as well. However, they are not civilized beings at all, but rather are cruel towards humans and hostile towards Christianity (which they have attempted to discredit without ceasing). And yet, to do these trivial things the aliens have supposedly traveled millions of light years.

Another curious aspect of the alien abductee phenomenon is the fact that the aliens always return their victims. These beings do not show any mercy towards our humanity in other ways, and yet, the abductees are always left to tell their story. This simply would not make sense if the beings truly were extraterrestrial.

It is improbable for these and so many other reasons that we have ever been visited by a superior race from another planet. Yet there is a wealth of information that quite clearly exposes the true nature of the "aliens": they are just another satanic deception."

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Vote early, vote often

This might cause me to rethink my vote for Kerry.

Rock Lobster

Japan has officially entered the search for alien life. They are apparently appropriating state-run radio telescopes for the endeavour, but only allowing a week for results. All of this is very interesting but a fat lot of good it did for Bubba the lobster. The leviathan of a lobster apparently didn't survive the transition from seafood store to zoo. Speaking of food, this case certainly could explain some, if not all, of the cattle mutilations. If not, this onecertainly might.While on the subject of endangered species, Nebraska Senator Ernis Chambers has put forth a measure prohibiting the hunting of Big Foot. Apparently cheesed off about some sort of anti-hunting legislation, Chambers has filed 35 motions requesting protected status for a variety of things including Noah's Ark, the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane, the Holy Grail, and Osama Bin Laden.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

HOLY COW! ABC News: The UFO Phenomenon -- Seeing Is Believing

ABC News: The UFO Phenomenon -- Seeing Is Believing was a sweeps week monster, garnering over 11 million viewers.

Still a look at the ABC website revealed that their story about it was third in popularity as far as emailed links. This was number one, which says something...although I am not sure what.

Stairway to Heaven's Gate

39 dead web designers all wearing matching sneakers...if that's not the making of a conspiracy theory I don't know what is!

UFOs, Comets, Castration, and Kookiness! Their website is still online...although recruitment is (presumably) slightly down.


Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Q: What do aliens wear to posh weddings?

A: Space suits

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Weird Washington

The nice folks over at were nice enough to send along this link.


A webcam that sends images of the U.S. Capitol area over the Web
reportedly photographed an unusual unidentified object over the area
in the early morning hours today. The image was photographed over the
U.S. Capitol between approximately 3:15 a.m. and 3:30 a.m. EST Feb 10,

Click Here

Tuesday, February 08, 2005


Air Force launches space-based war game

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- The U.S. military Saturday launched a five-day war game to see how space-based assets such as satellite communications and precision bomb guidance systems would fare in a hypothetical war against terrorism in 2020.

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Friday, February 04, 2005

Cor Blimey Guv'ner....UFOs a waste of time?

How Britain's X-Files said that UFOs were just a waste of time
By David Charter
Secret committee dismissed reports of flying saucers more than 50 years ago,,2-1469190,00.html

UFO Cat Fight

Alienation: UFO groups clash over credibility

Paranormal center owner files police complaint accusing rival group of watching, stalking her


Posted: Feb. 2, 2005

Burlington - Mary Sutherland, owner of the Burlington UFO and Paranormal Center, says she is being watched.
Mary Sutherland, owner of the Burlington UFO and Paranormal Center, has complained to police that she suspects a rival UFO group is stalking her.

"I have a UFO center. Doesn't it make sense if you see a UFO to come to me? "- Mary Sutherland , UFO shop owner

But it's not by little green men or even ghosts. Those kinds of close encounters she would welcome.

Sutherland thinks a human, perhaps associated with a rival UFO group in Wisconsin, is stalking her. She reported her concerns to police this week.

Burlington police are investigating the suspicious circumstances that have nothing to do with the increased UFO activity in the area that Sutherland says she has documented. Her downtown store features everything from alien kitsch, such as inflatable green goblins to published research on UFOs and paranormal activities.

She learned of the possible stalking when someone forwarded to her a Web link to an unidentified group that is attempting to debunk Sutherland's work and the photos on her own Web site. The group questions why UFOs make nightly appearances over Sutherland's store, yet no one else reports such sightings.

What frightened Sutherland was the rival group's claim that "our group spent good money and hired a professional to do surveillance on Mary & the Burlington UFO every night (all night) from Jan. 22nd through Jan. 30th," according to the posting.

For a woman who looks for UFOs, who seeks out places where there has been paranormal activity and who goes looking for ghosts, the "stalker" crossed the line.

"When I read that they paid someone to be out there and watch me, that scared the heck out of me," Sutherland said Wednesday.

Then, just like a UFO in the night sky, the group's Web site disappeared Tuesday after Sutherland posted a message letting people know she had contacted police.

Work was criticized

Jennifer Hoppe of Sheboygan, who has been associated with UFO Wisconsin, a group interested in UFO sightings across the state, just happened to be reading Sutherland's Web site Tuesday morning when Sutherland posted the Web page that is critical of her work. Hoppe sent Sutherland an instant message suggesting she answer the group's questions. Hoppe then found her name on Sutherland's Web site.

"I had nothing to do with the accusations from the Web site," Hoppe said. "I sent her an instant message saying that those were pretty good questions and asking, 'Are you going to answer them?' Apparently, she isn't."

Hoppe and her husband ran UFO Wisconsin for three years. Part of their mission was to try to get people to take UFOs seriously, she said. But she said she can't take Sutherland's photos seriously, and she wonders why there have been no reports to police about UFO sightings. "The reason people don't take UFO research seriously is because of people like Mary," Hoppe said. "There have been legitimate cases in the world that defy logic. What responsible, respectable professional is going to research that when people like Mary are blathering this hokey-pokey crap as the truth?"

Burlington activity questioned

Pat Champeau, owner of Background Plus Detective Agency in Sheboygan, had participated in Sutherland's Web site, but recently asked for her contact information to be removed from the site.

Champeau questioned how there can be so much alleged activity in Burlington.

"It is outlandish," Champeau said. "There are five million places to land, and it's always over her business. It's nuts."

Sutherland said she has no idea who is behind the unidentified Web site, but she challenges all of her detractors to come to Burlington and do their own research.

"I welcome anyone to come down here and take pictures," Sutherland said. "Come here at 3 a.m. and see what is lighting up the sky."

There is also a legitimate reason why people have not been calling the police about UFO sightings or paranormal activity, she said.

"I have a UFO center. Doesn't it make sense if you see a UFO to come to me? If you see paranormal activity, you don't go to the police, you would go to a paranormal center, it only makes sense," Sutherland said.

Sutherland said she has been researching UFO and paranormal activities for more than 20 years. She opened a virtual UFO and paranormal center and started hosting a Web radio show in Burlington four years ago. Last spring, she turned her collectibles and doll shop into the Burlington UFO and Paranormal Center.

The bulk of the store is devoted to research on everything from ancient races and burial mounds to UFOs. She has a library and a video viewing room to watch documentaries that she has made of people who say they have seen UFOs and who claim they have been abducted by aliens. Isn't space, the final frontier, big enough for all UFO enthusiasts?

Sutherland believes it is.

"It shouldn't have to be this way," Sutherland said.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Woman baffled by 'beam of light'

"I don't usually believe in weird things but I knew it wasn't a shooting star. After talking to my colleagues we think it might have been a UFO." - News - Article - Woman baffled by 'beam of light'

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Ufo Peach Sees Its Popularity Take Off

Continuing the food theme....

It is taking what's left of my restraint to not say something cute here.... News - Latest News - Ufo Peach Sees Its Popularity Take Off

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Oooh Baby, Baby It's a Wild World

Conspiracy theories have begun to bubble under regarding the recent tsunami, with some speculation that perhaps we were witnessing the effects of some sort of advanced weapons test. The India Daily has issued a series of articles and editorials that allege everything from willful Western negligence to Extraterrestrial orbital correction.

"Recent alien contacts have been reported with the South Asian Governments especially India. UFO sightings have been rampant over the region affected. Some in Nicobar Island say that it was an experiment conducted by the alien extra-terrestrial entities to correct the wobbly rotation of the earth. And some of the Indian scientists are actually seeing that wobbly rotation of the earth has been corrected since the massive underwater earthquake and Tsunami."

Certain quarters of the Arab world have seemingly latched onto the idea that there is something sinister afoot blaming the United States, and Israel among others. Hey, why not? We have seen stranger lately.

While we are not ones to turn our nose up at a good conspiracy, we haven't quite figured out who was responsible for the massive destruction and loss of life when Krakatoa blew in 1883. The casualty figures were comparable and the blast was seen as far away as Paris. The massive explosion, subsequent tsunami, and resulting climate change suggests powerful forces not known to man at the time, unless we consider the possible involvement of Nikolas Tesla.

Perhaps it might sense to consider the Islamic extremists themselves. We recently saw former Folk rocker turned Islamist bigwig Cat Stevens making international headlines when he was refused entry to the United States because of his inclusion on a “terrorist watch list.” Is it possible that the terrorist troubadour had already been on a different sort of Alien watch list? Was Cat Stevens abducted by Aliens? If so, do they have a hand in the current state of World affairs?

“One night I was lying back in bed," Cat Stevens once claimed, "and I saw this flying saucer shoot across the sky and stop over me. And it sucked me up into it. When it put me down, I shot up in bed. I knew it wasn't a dream. It didn't feel like a dream. It was real, I know it was real..."—Cat Stevens

Several of Cat Stevens hit albums featured lyrics about UFOs but none as prophetic as these lines from Longer Boats from 1970's multi-platinum smash Tea For the Tillerman.

"Longer boats are coming to win us
Hold on to the shore, they'll be taking the key from the door."

After gamely trying to destroy the world through the proliferation of Soft Rock during the 1970's, could invading extraterrestrials be upping the stakes somewhat?

Russia and Iran join efforts to struggle against invasion of UFOs.

I know I will rest easier now...

Russia and Iran join efforts to struggle against invasion of UFOs - PRAVDA.Ru

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Secret CIA UFO Files

So get this...the CIA claims that they let the public believe in UFOs to conceal security vulnerabilities in experimental spy you could see them! There is almost a strange sort of logic to this...but we aren't buying it for a second.

"POPULAR MECHANICS has learned from nonclassified sources that the United States had a serious reason for wanting the public to keep believing that the strange lights in the sky were of unearthly origin. The government kept the UFO myth alive to disguise the embarrassing fact that during the hottest days of the Cold War, America's two most secret intelligence gathering assets–the A-12 and SR-71 spyplanes–flew toward hostile terrain with the equivalent of cow bells dangling from their necks."

The Secret CIA UFO Files

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

But do they deliver?

As far as I am concerned, The India Daily is now officially "the paper of record!"

"According to the few local people on the Indian and Chinese sides, this is where the UFOs are seen coming out of the ground, According to many, the UFO underground bases are in this region and both the Indian and Chinese Government know this very well."

India Daily � China and India both know about underground UFO base in the Himalayan border area deep into the tectonic plates

Sunday, January 09, 2005